Ottos Übersetzungstools:

All about edit and email –-> alles über Edith und Emil
Oh there´s an email –-> oh, da ist schon Emil
She has a new PC –-> sie hat ein neues Pissoir
Do you have Apple –-> wollen sie mich veräppeln?
No, I have windows –-> nein, ich habe Blähungen.
.....und jetzt heißt es wieder ebay, ebay, ebay – üben, üben, üben

und da kommts her...

I go out on Friday night

Out of bed at eight AM
Out my head by half past ten
Out with mates and dates and friends
That's what I do at weekends

I can't talk and I can't walk
But I know where I'm going to go
I'm going watch my money go
At the Locarno

When my feet go through the door
I know what my right arm is for
Buy a drink and pull a chair
Up to the edge of the dance floor

Bouncers bouncing through the night
Trying to stop or start a fight
I sit and watch the flashing lights
Moving legs in footless tights

I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning
I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning

I like to venture into town
I like to get a few drinks down
The floor gets packed the bar gets full
I don't like life when things get dull

The hen party have saved the night
And freed themselves from drunken stags
Having fun and dancing
In a circle round their leather bags

I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning
I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning

But two o'clock has come again
It's time to leave this paradise
Hope the chip shop isn't closed
Cos' their pies are really nice

I'll eat in the taxi queue
Standing in someone else's spew
Wish I had lipstick on my shirt
Instead of piss stains on my shoes

I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning
I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning

I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning
I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning

Was sich in 24 Jahre alles ändert

Genial wie die Star Wars aufgewertet haben. Hier im direkten Vergleich

Stromberg meets Hollywood

A bisserl Polizeistaat schad't doch nix

Wow ! Ist das heftig... kürzlich in Muc geschehen

The REAL Internet

Datt hört nie nich auf!

Frisch aus dem Hackblog:

Ich: Schubiak.
Mann: Morschen. Sie, ich will mich beschweren!
Ich: Ach, das ist aber nicht gut für den Rücken!
Mann: Ich warte jetzt schon seit zwanzich Minute auf ihre Leute, auf Ihre Bauarbeiter da! Seit zwanzich Minute! Geben Sie mir Bescheid oder wie iss des?
Ich: Herrjeh, da hängen die wohl wieder besoffen am Kiosk rum… (hier tuts weitergehen tun)

What men do in Bathrooms

Anschluss gefunden!

Extrem Tuning

Und es scheint sogar wirklich zu funktionieren, angeblich "Street Legal"

Und ich dacht, ich war n Mac-Messi

The reason is there

You're alone in the pack
You're feeling like you want to go home
You're feeling unfinished but you keep on going

The reason is there
You'll be falling 'til your feet are gone
Because your living a hoax
Sell us what you suss

Draw your brain, a sick inspiration
Your pill illusion
And then you follow a transfer
If you don't know the game
Then you're still part of it
Because out on the streets
It's strange

Dodge the bullet or carry the gun
The choice is yours

Yeah! Yeah!

Look at the controller
A nazi with a social degree
A middle-class hero
Rapist with your eyes on me
You pay some masturbation
A priest cheers for the nuns you fuck
You'd wipe out spastics if you had the chance
But Jesus, Jesus
Jesus wouldn't like it, no
Jesus wouldn't like it, no

Fühlt euch nicht sicher zuhause!!!

So schnell kann JEDER eine verschlossene Türe öffnen ohne Spuren zu hinterlassen!

Die Sendung mit der Maus - Internet

Sowas von GENIAL !!! Besten Dank an IT&W fürs rauskramen

So baut man ORDENTLICHE Rechner