Ottos Übersetzungstools:

All about edit and email –-> alles über Edith und Emil
Oh there´s an email –-> oh, da ist schon Emil
She has a new PC –-> sie hat ein neues Pissoir
Do you have Apple –-> wollen sie mich veräppeln?
No, I have windows –-> nein, ich habe Blähungen.
.....und jetzt heißt es wieder ebay, ebay, ebay – üben, üben, üben

und da kommts her...

I go out on Friday night

Out of bed at eight AM
Out my head by half past ten
Out with mates and dates and friends
That's what I do at weekends

I can't talk and I can't walk
But I know where I'm going to go
I'm going watch my money go
At the Locarno

When my feet go through the door
I know what my right arm is for
Buy a drink and pull a chair
Up to the edge of the dance floor

Bouncers bouncing through the night
Trying to stop or start a fight
I sit and watch the flashing lights
Moving legs in footless tights

I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning
I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning

I like to venture into town
I like to get a few drinks down
The floor gets packed the bar gets full
I don't like life when things get dull

The hen party have saved the night
And freed themselves from drunken stags
Having fun and dancing
In a circle round their leather bags

I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning
I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning

But two o'clock has come again
It's time to leave this paradise
Hope the chip shop isn't closed
Cos' their pies are really nice

I'll eat in the taxi queue
Standing in someone else's spew
Wish I had lipstick on my shirt
Instead of piss stains on my shoes

I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning
I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning

I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning
I go out on Friday night
And I come home on Saturday morning

Was sich in 24 Jahre alles ändert

Genial wie die Star Wars aufgewertet haben. Hier im direkten Vergleich

Stromberg meets Hollywood

A bisserl Polizeistaat schad't doch nix

Wow ! Ist das heftig... kürzlich in Muc geschehen

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